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Let's meet contestant number 1 He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his f**kin jaw! ) Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin f**kin nuggets off all day!I'd grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo f**k you!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha f**kers outta here!